im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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