32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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