but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
