it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
not ubering you a puppy
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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