**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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