Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
There are leaves in my underwear?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
