The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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