2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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