You're so nebulous sometimes
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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