we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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