there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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