Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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