u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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