he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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