I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
