Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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