before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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