He asked me if I "almost moaned"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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