Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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