apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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