David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
