Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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