He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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