Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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