I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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