My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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