quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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