i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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