Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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