quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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