So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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