She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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