Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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