mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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