You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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