she sounds like chewbacca in bed
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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