Please, let me fuck your mom
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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