It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
love makes seman taste better
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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