worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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