Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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