I murdered the dance floor call the cops
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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