Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
