He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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