Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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