I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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