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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'

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  And I thought

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  Fuck I do that shit every weekend

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!

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  And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?

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  I'm coming right back.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long

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