Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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