i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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