Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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