i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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