i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm like, not good at living.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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