the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Are we still banned from the library?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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