so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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