i jhust puked up my retainher.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So. Much. Porn.
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