So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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