YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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