Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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