I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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